1988 Ford Mustang Tim Hortons
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Canucks routinely invest countless loonies and toonies in the products of Tim Hortons, a purveyor of coffee and doughnuts that has become as much a Canadian national icon as hockey and Labatt Blue lager. Fittingly founded by longtime Toronto Maple Leafs defenseman Tim Horton (about a decade before his untimely death in 1974 at the wheel of a De Tomaso Pantera), Horton's coffee seems to have an irresistible draw to the citizenry-to the point of regular long lineups at drive-through lanes, even in the middle of the night-leading some of our Florida staff to conclude the brew must contain "Canadian crack" to be so mind-numbingly popular. And don't think you're safe: Tim Hortons has jumped the border and now threatens to enslave the U.S. population. View Related Article
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